Who’s Nathan?
I’m a 29 year old gay Austinite who covets European designers, loves to paint the town red, and will always be able to drink you under an antique mahogany Queen Anne table.
I survive mostly on exceptional cuisine, dirty martinis, and constant compliments.
I’m simultaneously an informed and thoughtful, yet apathetic political liberal who only writes their Congressman to get a bill introduced to make my birthday a national holiday.
I love meeting new people and am an exceptional conversationalist (sober). I can make friends and enemies in an instant, although I do re-evaluate my opinions every month or so. Or if I’m bought off before then, your choice.
I have two parents and a younger brother whom I love, and a wide array of friends I adore whose quirks and personalities are enough to keep me writing in volumes. They also seem to put up with me, so I can’t be all bad.
I am tritely attracted to tall, dark, and handsome men with a quick wit. However, I’ve been known to irrationally make exceptions for average, dopey imbeciles for reasons that even *I* can’t explain.
I’ve been around the block and traveled the world, but my real home is on a treadmill feeding my neurotic need to always lose weight. I keep a strict diet that usually flies out the window on weekends and counts all forms of alcohol as zero calories.
My favorite hobby in the world is writing Yelp reviews for local and out-of-town businesses and attending local Yelp events…so much so, their popularity launched this blog.
I’m a devout Episcopalian who loves Jesus, dresses for church based on the colors of the liturgical calendar, and enjoys the wide variety of wine available at my Bible studies. I am also the proud godfather to two beautiful handbags: a Gucci “Sukey” tote, and a “Birkin” bag in Hermès orange.
I am fabulous.
It’s been nice meeting me, I’m sure. If you have any more questions, buy me a drink, and we’ll talk more.